Monday, August 31, 2009
Mad Lib AGAIN
If you are sitting in a ball (noun) and you hear fans yelling, "Get rid of the (noun)!" you know they mean the (noun). An umpire is easy to recognize. He generally wears a/an (adj) suit and has a large, padded (noun) to protect his (noun). At all games there are four umpires--one at home (noun), one at first base, one at second base, and the other at (adj) base. The home plate umpire crouches behind the (noun) and decides whether the pitch is a ball or a/an (noun). The umpires in the field decide if a player has stolen a/an (noun), beat out a/an (noun), or whether a fly ball is (adj) or foul. An umpire may throw players out of the (noun) for calling them (adj) names or saying they are as blind as (animal [plural]).
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If you are sitting in a ball park and you hear fans yelling, "Get rid of the noob!" you know they mean the noob. An umpire is easy to recognize. He generally wears a small suit and has large, padded pillow to protect his nose. At all games there are four umpires- one at home peach, one at first base, one at second base, and the other at sticky base. The home plate umpire crouches behind the spectator and decides whether the pitch is a ball or a/an ghost. The umpires in the field decide if a player has stolen a/an house, beat out a/an victim, or whether a fly ball is shiny or foul. An umpire may throw players out of the wall for calling them good names or saying they are as blind as hawks.
If you are sitting in a ball park and you hear fans yelling, "Get rid of the snickerdoodles!" you know they mean the grapes. An umpire is easy to recognize. He generally wears a/an iron suit and has a large, padded sword to protect his ears. At all games there are four umpires--one at home window, one at first base, one at second base, and the other at cloudy base. The home plate umpire crouches behind the door and decides whether the pitch is a ball or a/an foot. The umpires in the field decide if a player has stolen a/an wallet, beat out a/an apple, or whether a fly ball is shiny or foul. An umpire may throw players out of the grass for calling them hilarious names or saying they are as blind as bear.
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