Sunday, December 7, 2008

Mad Libs-Teachers Lunch (sort of)

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“HEM HEM!” announced (Science Teacher)
“FOR THE LAST TIME WE ARE NOT (verb) (plural noun)!” screamed (Humanities Teacher)
“WELL TOO BAD FOR YOU CUZ IM GONNA!” hollered (Math Teacher)
“Umm…I’m just going to eat my (food)” said Mr. Smart as he tiptoed to a corner.
(Science Teacher) grabbed a (repeat food) from Mr. Smart’s lunch and smacked (Humanities teacher) and (Math Teacher) with them.
“Hey!” said Mr. Smart
“Sorry, I’ll pay you,” said (Science Teacher) as (he/she) slammed (amount of money) down on Mr. Smart’s lunch.
Mr. Smart looked at his lunch suspiciously and continued to eat his lunch while admiring his (noun)
(Science Teacher) turned away from Mr. Smart and looked at (Humanities Teacher) and (Math teacher) expectantly, only to find them munching on the (repeat food again).
(Science Teacher) smacked (his/her) forehead, grabbed Mr Smart’s lunch and started to eat it. Mr Smart gave (him/her) a corrective. (Math Teacher) finished (his/her) lunch and went off to (activity).
“So what are we here for again?” asked Mr. Smart as he watches his lunch being eaten.
“Oh yeah, we were here to discuss (plural noun) (verb)” mumbled (Science Teacher)
“Mmmm…(food)! My favorite!” said (Humanities teacher) gleefully

3 comments:

FamilyFriendsFortitude said...

"HEM HEM HEM...HEM!" announced O'brien.
"FOR THE LAST TIME WE ARE NOT SLAUTERING HOBOS!" screamed Mckay. "WELL TOO BAD FOR YOU CUZ IM GONNA!" =O hollered Shulman.
"Umm..i'm just going to eat my apple" said Mr.Smart as he tiptoes to a corner.
O'brien grabbed a apple from Mr. Smart's lunch and smacked Mckay and Shulan with them.
"Hey!" said Mr. Smart.
"Sorry i'll pay you," said O'brien as she slammed $2,708,594,182.22 down on Mr. Smart's lunch.
Mr. Smart looked at his lunch suspiciously and continued to eat his lunch while admiring his mailbox.
O'brien turned away from Mr. Smart and loocked at Mckay and Shulam expectantly, only to find them munching on the apple.
O'rbien smacked her forehead and grabbed Mr.Smart's lunch and started to eat it. Mr. Smart gave her a corrective. Shulam finished his lunch and went off to give F's on tests! jk.
"So what are we here again for?" asked Mr.Smart as he watches his lunch being eaten.
"Oh yeah,we were here to dicuss corrective giving."mumbled O'brien.
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMM...snowmen! My favorite! said Mckay gleefully as she summons chaos upon the snowman town... =O

Em said...

Driscoll, ran, rats, Kingsbury, Embree, um... potatoes, Driscoll, potatoes, Kingsbury, Embree, Driscoll, she, -1 cent, key, Driscoll, KIngsbury, Embree, potatoes, Driscoll, her, her, Embree, her, ice skating, genes, teaching, Driscoll, strawberries, Kingsbury

"HEM HEM!" announced Driscoll.
"FOR THE LAST TIME WE ARE NOT RUNNING RATS!" screamed Kingsbury.
"WELL TOO BAD FOR YOU CUZ IM GONNA!" hollered Embree.
"Umm...I'm just going to eat my potatoes" said Mr. Smart as he tiptoed to a corner.
Driscoll grabbed a potatoes from Mr.Smarts lunch and smacked Kingsbury and Embree with them.
"Hey!" said Mr. Smart.
"Sorry, I'll pay you" said Driscoll and she um, slammed? took? -1 cents from/down on Mr. Smarts lunch (or what was left of it).
Mr. Smart looked at his lunch suspiciously while continuing to eat and admiring his key.
Driscoll turned away from Mr. Smart and looked at Kingsbury and Embree, only to find them munching on the potatoes.
Driscoll smacked her forehead (and lectured them about Heath and other boring stuff like that and gave them homework :P), grabbed Mr. Smart's lunch and started top eat it. Mr. Smart gave her a corrective. Embree finished ehr lunch and went of to ice skating.
"So what are we here for again?" asked Mr. Smart and he watches his lunch being eaten.
"Oh yeah, we were here to discuss genes teaching" mumbled Driscoll.
"Mmm...STRAWBERRIES! My favorite!" said Kingsbury gleefully.

Little did these teachers know that the door to the teacher's lounge was open (I've been inside :D) and there was a huge group of kids and other teachers staring at them and all the potatoes on the floor. :P

Em said...

I like mine better :P

plus

DO ANOTHER ONE!!!